Mark and I have discovered
AMC's new series, "The Walking Dead". It isn't your typical brain eating Zombie sitcom...it is SO much more...well, not really but we like it. While we were watching last week, Mark and I got on the topic of what we would like to have at our disposal in a post apocalyptic situation- so on this Thanksgiving, I will be grateful for the things that would be taken with me should I have to flee the Zombie strewn city of West Jordan or things I would miss in life should I have to live in a tent avoiding the "Walkers" that were out to eat my brains.
1) Photo albums. Oddly enough, in the series, the main character knew his wife was still alive because when he woke up(think coma in a hospital, fever comes, everyone is infected, he lives because the Zombies thought he was dead) and found that his wife had taken all the photos and albums from their home. Remember, zombies don't care much for mementos. I too would miss my albums,
Mc's baby book and all the journals I have kept since high school. I would be so grateful for those memories.
2) A shower/hot water. Living outside means no running water. No electricity means no pilot lights. I am so glad that every day (well, on the days I find time) I get a warm shower and truly only have to take a cold one by choice.
3) A compass. Mark's suggestion. Too often we use our little "rear view" digital direction to tell us which way we are going. Bless the mountains in Utah for I now have a little better sense of East/West but if you were living in the woods, a compass would be handy in finding your way to the "safe zones".
4) A crossbow and impeccable aim. Zombies are apparently drawn to the sound of gun shots- you could kill a deer for dinner or shoot a Zombie directly in the head with an arrow and no one would be the wiser. I am grateful that Mark owns a bow and that I took archery classes in 7
th grade.
5) A gas siphon. All the abandoned cars and no way to get the gas out. How glad I am for the Chevron and being able to just go and fill up my car.
6) A toothbrush. Although a Zombie wouldn't care if I had 14 days worth of plaque on my teeth, I however appreciate a minty refreshing brush at least 3 times a day.
7) Tampons. Need I say more.
8) Water purification system. Man, do I take clean water for granted. This week in Park City, lots of people couldn't drink their tap water. Assuming you had no water storage, no bottled water....think about what you would do. So glad that I can drink water straight from the tap or buy fresh water readily at the store.
9) Washing machine/dryer. This week, all the ladies in the camp were talking about how they missed their
Maytags as they hand washed clothes. Don't get me wrong, I am sure the clothes smelled and looked "better" (let's face it Zombie blood just
doesn't come out) but really, there is nothing like taking a shirt fresh from the dryer and knowing that your stain stick did the job.
10) Scissors- Had never thought much about giving or getting a haircut in the wilderness but consider the massive amount of mullet-sporting men roaming around after weeks of not a trim. Not only could they be used for cutting hair, fabric, fingernails but a great close range stabbing tool. But really, what would you do without scissors? No more "coupon clipping" more like coupon tearing, how would you open go-
gurts? Crafting would lose it's lustre and going to a hairdresser- the
flowbee (
vacuum haircutting system) failed. Miserably.
All Zombies aside, there are so many small things to be thankful for. I don't think I take enough time to think about what I would really bring or miss if I had to leave my home in a hurry. I thought about it briefly as my family's homes were in peril with the fire in
Herriman, but I am grateful for our new found sitcom to remind me on a weekly basis, there are things that I take for granted EVERY. DAY.